Oct. 26th, 2013

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Some prat put a crate of something called gizka in my ship and apparently they've got loose. And I bet that, despite the fact most of my crew is still in the ship, the bloody things'll still be loose when I get back.

I don't think I'm a very good Jedi. I'm sure we're supposed to keep our promises and stuff. I have no intention of killing a bunch of Sand People, I just want a hunting licence so I can sell this plate thing. This Czerka Corp woman didn't even make me sign anything. Oh, and Mission's brother is here somewhere! Captured by the Sand People, apparently. Somehow I don't think this is going to end well.

I want to know more about Noomi Sunrider. I also want to know more about what Jolee sees. He said (and I'm paraphrasing here) that there's something dark about me, but it's hidden and he can't get a lock on it. Is this the Force being a dick again? It's not like Bastila's lectures about CONSTANT VIGILANCE BEWAAAARE THE DAAAAARK SIIIIIDE, this is him sensing something definitively dark about me, specifically, here and now. I don't think it's one of those dialogue things that change depending on your stats at the time; if I were any more Light Side I'd be glowing. It's got to have something to do with Revan, it's always to do with Revan, but how can I be connected to-
wait
We couldn't be related-
Oh my god, is Revan my MOTHER? Is that why Revan fell to the Dark Side, because Jedi are not allowed to love? Are they seriously going do do some sort of genderswapped Darth Vader-
No, surely not. Come on. This is Bioware, they're more clever than that. Hell, it probably turns out I'm Revan's final horcrux and I have to sacrifice my own life to ensure the safety of the galaxy. Again. This is why we can't have nice things, Bioware.

Asking around the hunting lodge, some creep starts being sleazy at me, and Jolee just Force Persuades him to knock it off. Heheheh, that was awesome. I love Force Persuade.

GO AWAY DARK JEDI

"Shall I kill something for you? I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."
Well, HK-47. You must be our new companion. I've heard so much about you.

HK-47 IS AMAZING

I WANT CLIPS OF HK-47'S VOICE ON MY PHONE SO I CAN PLAY THEM AT PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME

Oh it's the sleazy man's wife. She's going to kill him. That's nice.

YES LET'S LET THE DROIDS KILL THE MEATBAG- ugh, I can hear Bastilla shouting "Beware the Dark Side!" from here. Sod it, we have to save him.

SO MANY SAND PEOPLE.

(Dear god I've had this post sitting here half-finished for WEEKS now)

GRIFF

To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Griff is a scumbag. I ought to let HK-47 use him for target practice.

Man, I thought the whole point of wearing the Sand People robes and bringing HK along was so I DIDN'T have to murder everyone I came across in this camp. Where is my diplomatic option?

Of COURSE the Star Map is in a dragon's lair. Why wouldn't it be. Everyone down at the hunter's lodge wouldn't stop banging on about dragons, of course I'm going to have to fight one.

Wait so why didn't Revan have to kill the dragon? Is this a new dragon? Was the first one under warranty? Is there a warehouse somewhere that supplies guard-dragons?

These Dewbacks look like quadrupedal T-rexes. Cool.

I just happen to have some bantha fodder on me? When did I pick that up? Ah, well, never mind, saves me back-tracking.

oh god the mines aren't working

Oh, yes they did. Never mind.

And, of course, back in the Czerka office, Griff wants help with some idiot scheme. Sod that for a lark, we've got stuff to do.

OH GOD MY SPACESHIP IS FULL OF FROGS

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