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John's name in the credits again, yay!

Jack's deux ex vortex manipulator got them out, like we all knew it would.

The Doctor reckons that he'll be able to recognise the Master the minute he sees him. What, like in The King's Demons? Oh, wait...

Blah blah Saxon is the Master and has a wife! Ha! See, Time Lords aren't asexual!

The Master is a crazyface. We always knew this, but he wasn't always so... panto about it. Any minute now he's going to start yelling that the world will be his.

Martha's family has been arrested, oh noes. No sign of Annaleise, however.

Hooray for Martha telling the Doctor where to stick his bossy know-all-ness.

OH MY GOD THE SLASH IS SO CANON. Rusty, you are deliberately feeding the ficcers. And we all know that you're not going to deliver on the hot and angry sex, because this is Doctor Who. You bastard.

Blah blah the Master is still a crazyface. It's funny, but rather OOC, don't you reckon?

Mmm chips.

The entire "Secret brother"-"too much TV" exchange? Ha fucking ha, Russell T Davies. You had us all wound up right from episode one. Congratulations. However, this means that the hot sex can commence without having to worry about incest. Yay!

The Doctor does not notice that Jack and Martha fancy him, because he is Pining For Rose, and is a bit of a self-absorbed bastard. Ten likes an audience, and doesn't seem to consider other people's feelings as readily as, say, Five or Eight did. Huh, some thoughts that might actually be considered analytical. That's odd from me.

Again with the Master Who Is Funny But OOC. And he still dresses in black. His wife is in white. This is probably symbolic or something.

Yay TARDIS!

Oh, the TARDIS is fucked up.

My sister has no idea what a paradox is.

The Master can see through the perception filter, duh.

Onoes, Jack dies.

Ohhh, laser screwdriver. Lah-di-dah.

OH GOD DO NOT WANT. What is this, the "Let's Dress The Actors In Old-Person Makeup" season? You know, for once I'm glad Nine is not in this story. Having Chris Eccleston looking like that would probably break my brain.

The homicidal floaty balls with lasers and sharp bits that sound a bit like the Gelth shall take over the world! Also, I'm sure I've heard the word "Toclafane" before.

Only Martha Can Save Mankind.

Oooo-EEEE-oooooo...

Next week: No idea. Jack is in a corridor with a gun, again. There is much running about.

I wonder if the Master loves his wife?

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I wonder if the Master loves his wife?

Whether he does or not, he sure likes to munch on her face.