Buh-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-guh

Lit exam tomorrow. I don't want to do a lit exam, I hate writing essays. I always run out of stuff to say after a page and a half. I should study the texts. I always assume I know the texts and then I can never remember any quotes. "When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME both." I know I should be studying rather than reading Thomas Harris who is incidentally one of the most sick-minded writers in existance.

FRIDAY. Bridget Jones 2 viewings: 1

Number of boxes of chocolate eaten: 2 and half a tin of cadbury chocolate almonds

Number of times I thought I was going to hurl: 40

Bridget Jones 2 was v. v. funny. Yay for cultured English humor. God damn that sexy bastard Colin Firth. Colin Firth + Mark Darcy character = exploding brains.

( Crazed abd sex starved ramblings )