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You have a total boy brain

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Hmm. Ok, then.

I went to school dressed in Erica's Incredibles outfit, because she was sick from the Tandoori Spam Chicken of Doom (or "I Can't Believe It's Not Outlawed!")  that our school served yesterday. ( It's the coolest costume in the history of Free Dress days. )

It was basically mine anyway, the shirt and pants and knickers and boots and long-sleeved black shirt underneath and the eyemask that smushes your face that mum cut eyeholes in were mine. And then mum gave me the gloves, and sewed that cool logo onto my shirt. Most other people came in outfits and then changed into normal clothes, which is cheating, because normal clothes are more expensive but they'd already paid for being dressed as a Disney person. At the daily Assembly of Hymn Singing we sang 'A Whole New World'. And practically no-one new the words. I mean, come on! We've all seen Aladdin, haven't we? These girls all play with Barbies and love Care Bears, but they don't know any Disney songs. Pffff.

Mum and Dad have gone to the bank to put money in our accounts because Dad was paid today, or something. Erica asked if we could get Bridget Jones 2 while they were out, and Mum had a blowup about "Do you have to get it the day it comes out Do you have to spend all our money the day we get it You ungrateful hags All you ever do is want Enough never get enough Blah blah blah" and we just walked out of the room. I don't know what her problem was today. I think some guys came in to look at our tiles and it'll cost her heaps to replace them, or something. She always gets shitty about money when she has to spend it. But then she wants to buy a new sewing machine or something, and Dad starts going on about money, and Mum gets all stroppy because she can never have anything and is so hard done by. Bloody hypocrite.

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Weekend with no homework. Yay!

Mum's still bitchy about everything. She bitched at me for not having breakfast when I woke up at 10 in the morning and then bitched at me for going on the computer after Dad asked me to fix it and then bitched at me because I hadn't made my bed with the single-bed-sized bed sheets she gave me to make up my double bed with. She's gone out to the shops now, though. Erica's sport leotard was too small and they have to go swap it.

Mmmm English Muffins with Vegemite. Yummy breakfast. Although we'll be having lunch in about half an hour. We're having sausage rolls YUMMY.

Does anyone know how to get the Easter Eggs on the Extended Edition of RotK? I can't find them.

Katrina's in love with Pride and Prejudice. The tv series, that is, not the book. The first time she watched it I had to explain some stuff to her, but she picked it up pretty quickly and now she watches it all the time. Colin Firth may have something to do with it, maybe. Especially with the swimming-in-a-white-cotton-shirt scene.

I think I'll go and play Lord of the Pants now. We came up with some good ones on Thursday night when we were watching the Appendecies. ( Lord of the Pants )

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Oh, my god. I found the Easter Egg, and it is SO FUCKING FUNNY! That has got to be the FUNNIEST THING I have EVER SEEN! Oh, it was HILARIOUS! Man, you guys HAVE to see it! You go to the first disk of the RotK extended thing, and go to the select scene and go to the last one (33-36) and go press down four times so there's a Ring next to the *new scene part, and press enter. Man, that is one of the best things I've seen in a while. And Elijah was TOTALLY CLUELESS. It was SO SO FUNNY! GO AND WATCH IT!

Age warning: Topics include gay relationships and collections of sex toys. But this is Dom Monaghan.