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Roxula’s an Aussie and Velkanwolf’s English, so you’re sure to find a cute laughing accent.

They all gush about Daisy continuously. And call him Daisy. They only ever call him ‘David’ about five times.

Daisy laughing at Roxula’s outfit while wearing a jester suit.

Daisy’s pranks, including phone messages and elaborate fart machines.

Velkanwolf says ‘The Lord of the Rings’ during a Caradhras-type shot.

Python quotes, man.

Find out which bride Roxula is actually marrying!

Someone says Daisy has a ‘very sexy sack’. But not like that. Pervs.

“We love you, Daisy! It’s great not to have you here so we can pour the shit on you.”

“Ith thith your thilver thtake?”

Velkanwolf has jetlag.

Roxula and Velkanwolf complaining about the small ‘packages’ that they have as evil beasts.

Roxula’s wearing a dress. Apparently.

You get to see who ‘carks it’. Although, in the subtitles, they reckon it’s ‘conk it’.

Van Helsing is gay?

I’ll be talking about this movie a lot because we just got it on DVD and it’s the only one I can really talk about. Agent Cody Banks bores me and Connie and Carla is not really a talk-about film. It’s one you sit in front of with a cylinder of Pringles and a pack of Tim Tams and a tub of icecream with your mates and laugh.

Oh! I’ve just remembered; here, they have these Cadbury Snap things. They’re like Pringles made out of chocolate. YUM.

In one scene the princess woman says something about “We’ve tried staking him and crossing him and stuff and he’s still not dead,” and I can’t help thinking “What if you cut off his head, filled his mouth with garlic, then cut out his heart, staked it with a silver, cross-shaped stake and burned it, and then filled his coffin with holy water and that wafer stuff?” It’d be worth a try, anyway.

OMG these people did The Adventures of Huck Finn!!! I *heart* these people! Now VH has a LotR actor and an actor from another Elijah film (Robbie Hagrid-Guy)! Squee!

ETA: Seriously, someone send me some chocolate biscuits. All we get are these ass-nasty Cadbury Digestives that taste like newspaper.