AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[eruvadhril]

Y'all, this site is driving me MAD. This is worse than Lemony Snicket. Worse than Bad Wolf!
The site is http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/L/lost/main.html as an example of the RANDOM CONFUSING SHIT on this site, here is a hidden message on the Oceanic Air website: "If anyone should find this message, please get word I'm alive and stranded on an island somewhere in the South Pacific. Please send help soon. Things are bad. And they're getting worse..."
And it had THE NUMBERS (NUMBERS BAAAAD) on it. I mean, this side of the world won't hear about THE NUMBERS for months yet. You can email Jack, for crying out loud. You can telephone Oceanic Air. You HAVE to telephone Oceanic Air to get one of the clues and if you dial 0 for operator you get Crazy Rousseau's message. Someone has way too much time on their hands, man.
WE WANT ANSWERS. What say we go and hold one of the writers hostage?

Comments

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Lost. Lost has Dom in it.

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

I know... but what's with the rest of it?

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Um... They've crashed on a desert island miles from anywhere because the plane lost radio contact and there are OMGWTFPOLARBEARS running about in the jungle and some Giant Invisible Mechasaur a.k.a. Lostzilla running about and it can rip up trees and stuff but manages to wander around without actually being seen by anyone, and this chick called Danielle ( :D ) has been trapped on the island for 16 years and there are a bunch of people who steal children, or something. And there is this evil set of numbers that was being broadcast from the island, and if you use them (e.g. Hurley used them to win Lotto) then they give you good luck but curse everyone associated with you. And we get to know about all the characters through flashbacks, and there's all the bonding off all the Lostaways, in between trying to survive and finding weird stuff like a metal bunker in the middle of the jungle.

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

Oh, I knew that. I was more concerned about your apparent preoccupation with the website. And why hold the writers hostage?

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

For ANSWERS! The same reason people want to hold JK Rowling hostage, you know?

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

Ah. Now I understand.