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[eruvadhril]

ALIENS WHAT. You can't have aliens AND magic in the same franchise. It's greedy.

It is now okay to like Germans. All Russians are now to be reviled.

SHIA: My mum's name is Mary.
ME: OMG HIS MUM IS MARION.
ME: OMG HIS DAD IS INDY.
RANDOM WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME: O.o

Lol snake.

Ark! Marcus! Sean Connery! Marion!

Indy was a SPY? He was a COLONEL? BOR-ING! Yuck yuck yuck. I can't see him being in the Army at all.

John Hurt with aliens. I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.

Funny how pan-dimensional aliens are still bipedal and pentydactyl. Their rib cage was a bit different, though, and I think there were two fibulas. Fubulii? Three bones in the lower leg, anyway. Well, 'bones'. Not sure how a solid quartz skeleton would work, especially with them being so skinny. You'd think they'd need to be way more muscly to be carting all that around.

We didn't actually get an explanation for the sudden magnetic properties of gold and quartz, did we? Funny, too, how the magnetic field is strong enough to pull the glasses off a guy's face from two feet away, but said glasses can then be pulled away again without any difficulty whatsoever. And those great big METAL guns strapped to the soldiers' backs? Shouldn't they have stuck to the box while they were carrying it? And the field seems to just switch on and off, as the plot requires.

But we're not here for scientific plausibility! We're here for the CHASE SCENES WOOO! Crowded city streets: check. Jungle: check. Cliff edge: check. Well done!