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[eruvadhril]

*snicker* Heheh, Leggy lives in a CAVE. What sort of an elf lives in CAVES, man? *snicker* 'I am Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, where we live in GIANT HOLES IN THE GROUND!' BWAHAHAH! Just cause you're sindarin, doesn't mean you can't live in trees like ALL OTHER ELVES. Still if they were Noldor half the jokes in the Bagenders Christmas special wouldn't make sense

Uh, Tolkien is kinda confusing in this book. He calls Valinor 'Faerie'. the sod?

Yeah, this entry is kinda pointless. I just wanted to make fun of Legolas. "twitting old Leggy and making him glower, wand'ring the wildlands from fall into spring, these are a few of my favourite things..."

Oh, and burgers come in little cardboard boxes here, so they're not all smushed. And McChicken burgers are called McChicken SANDWICHES. And Hungry Jack's is called Burger King, and thie chicken in their chicken burgers is deepfried instead of grilled.

ETA: http://harryloveshermione.com/extras/astrology/synastry.html lookie, they use astrology to tell us about the characters and stuff, and tell us what's gonna happen in book six and seven! Interesting. If JK Rowling intended this, she did her homework, man.

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[randomcashew.livejournal.com]

The predictions were really interesting, but redundant. He surprises the wizarding world a lot... he finds new skills... anger and love (where would a book be without anger and love?)...

How did you have a McChicken Burger? Strange name. I think ours (back me up, oh nazgulish one) is a McChicken Sandwich, or a Chicken McGrill, or something.

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

I think I must agree with Becka. I believe it is called a "McChicken Sandwich". We used to use cardboard boxes here, until something about the environment came up, and they switched to paper to conserve...something. It was in the 80's, I think, and I was just a wee lass back then.
Which Tolkien book do you refer to? I know he uses "fae" and the like to refer to Luthien often in the "Lays of Beleriand".
And I'll have you know that Thingol and Melian lived in a cave in Doriath. It was called Menegroth--"Thousand Caves", I think. And they were sort of Telerin. So there.

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Well, Thingol deserved it. "Sure, Beren, you can marry my daughter as long as you go on this mission of certain doom to MORGOTH'S place, and get ME one of the Silmarils." Go get it yourself, ass.

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

I have to agree that wasn't perhaps the best move on Thingol's part, 'cos it did end up killing both his daughter and his prospective son-in-law and wound Doriath's fate into that of the Silmarils. Bloody cursed jewels.

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Stupid Feanor. "Can you break these jewels apart so that we can save this sacred and incredibly-important-to-all-existence trees?" "No." "Oh, well, thanks, then." Stupid.

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who agrees with me about Feanor! Yay! He's such a git! Poncy Noldorin bastard...

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I never really liked Feanor. He's up himself. "Oh, I can't break them or I shall break my heart, they are my life's work and I shall never make their like again, oh boo hoo..." Oh, cry me a river, elf-boy.

[uncommontheif.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHH IF THIS IS RIGHT THEN I AM SO FREAKIN HAPPY BUT IF SHE KILLS HIM SHE WILL BE ONE DEAD SON OF A BITCH WHOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^^
hey dan hows life

[sapphire-child.livejournal.com]

i was just really amused the other day, i was looking for something in my mums room and found this book she got a few years ago now, its an illustrated encyclopedia of middle earth or something and has like, everything in it. so i'm flicking through it going "so have to steal this" and there's this section devoted to the bugs in middle earth and i was like "hey! neeker breekers! i remember them! and....wait a minute..." *peers closely at page then loses it laughing on floor* "there are bug's called 'dumbledors' in here? ahahaha i'm so amused."

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore is an old english word for bumblebee.
GIMME THAT BOOK BITCH *clears throat*