MUST GET THESE LYRICS OUT OF MY SYSTEM!

[eruvadhril]

GATESY: I know what you're all wondering:
"Have Tripod ever been to Japan?"

SCOD: But you're ignoring a much bigger question:
"Why don't the Japanese have a space program?"

GATESY: Why aren't there any Japanese astronauts?

SCOD AND GATESY: Have you ever seen a Japanese astronaut?

YON: I'll tell you why you haven't seen one.

TRIPOD: I'll tell you why:
Because you can't do a Japanese tea ceremony when you're an astronaut,

YON: It's those damn fat gloves.

SCOD AND GATESY: Fat gloves...

YON: And you can't do

SCOD AND GATESY: Can't do...

YON: A Japanese tea ceremony

TRIPOD: When you're in zero grav,

YON: Cause the tea goes everywhere,

TRIPOD: Tea goes everywhere.

GATESY: Japanese culture has always facinated me,
From their traditions to their modern way of life,
But all of their traditions and lifestyles
Don't sit well with my intrest in space.

TRIPOD: Cause you can't carry out
A ninja-style assassination when you're an astronaut,

YON: It's the luminous fabric,

TRIPOD: It's too visible.

YON: And they won't let you

SCOD AND GATESY: Oo-ooh

YON: Use a Samurai sword

TRIPOD: When you're an astronaut,
You might puncture the suit,
You might depresurize
Like a gremlin in a microwave.

Comments

[nazgul-number-7.livejournal.com]

...Wzuh?

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

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