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eruvadhrilHehehehe it just found this poem
They have no coffee in the shire
nor chocolate in Bree
No Starbucks found in Rivendell
They only serve hot tea.
Espresso is unheard of in
the whole of Middle Earth.
Cafe latte cannot be found
of mocha there's a dearth.
Weed and tea are not enough
To keep this old girl wired.
I cannot live in Middle Earth
When caffeine is required.
I could live there as long as Frodo was around... But I digress... I like it. I memorised it and now am working on that song that Sam sings on the stairs of Cirith Ungol... I can't even remember the first line- I think there's something about finches in there... But I know the last bit is "I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell". Go me! I know one line!
They have no coffee in the shire
nor chocolate in Bree
No Starbucks found in Rivendell
They only serve hot tea.
Espresso is unheard of in
the whole of Middle Earth.
Cafe latte cannot be found
of mocha there's a dearth.
Weed and tea are not enough
To keep this old girl wired.
I cannot live in Middle Earth
When caffeine is required.
I could live there as long as Frodo was around... But I digress... I like it. I memorised it and now am working on that song that Sam sings on the stairs of Cirith Ungol... I can't even remember the first line- I think there's something about finches in there... But I know the last bit is "I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell". Go me! I know one line!
