eruvadhril

EWWWWW YUCKY ARAGORN AND ARWEN ARE COUSINS!!! Check this out:

Thingol's daughter Luthien married Beren son of Barahir (BARAHIR... RING of BARAHIR... Hint hint), and renounced her immortality, blah blah blah. Thir son Dior married Nimloth and had a son named Earendil, who married Elwing, an Elf... pattern in the family? Anyway, she didn't renounce her immortality, Earendil became a star, and thier sons Elrond and Elros, got to choose whether to be counted among Elves or Men. Elrond chose to be an Elf (duh) and Elros chose to be mortal, subject to disease, age and an extremely short lifetime. GOOD JOB, IDIOT! Anyway, he became king of Numenor, bla bla, swallowed by sea when that dick Ar-Pharazon bacame evil, 3 ships containing non-dickheads including Isildur and Elendil went to Middle Earth and established Gondor, lots and lots and LOTS of people born and DIE (thanks again Elros) and eventually we get to Aragorn. Meanwhile Elros's brother, Elrond, married Celebrian daughter of Galadriel, and had three kids- Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen. Then Aragorn and Arwen marry. Therefore, cousins marrying- INCEST!!! They are very distant cousins by now, but still! Genetic mutation potential- geez, no wonder their kids ended up being wizards. And then they dragged Gandalf back over from eternal bliss in the Undying Lands so that he could train the freaks, and changed his name to 'Dumbledore'! DUMBLEDORE!!! I ask you, what's wrong with keeping the name 'Gandalf'? Although 'Dumbledore' is readily translateable to those uneducated people who don't know Elvish and can translate 'Gandalf' into 'wand-elf' refering to the fact that he is a wizard and uses a staff... Ah well. I know the truth.

I made a family tree in case you're interested. I'll find out how to post it up here and do so.