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[eruvadhril]

Weekend with no homework. Yay!

Mum's still bitchy about everything. She bitched at me for not having breakfast when I woke up at 10 in the morning and then bitched at me for going on the computer after Dad asked me to fix it and then bitched at me because I hadn't made my bed with the single-bed-sized bed sheets she gave me to make up my double bed with. She's gone out to the shops now, though. Erica's sport leotard was too small and they have to go swap it.

Mmmm English Muffins with Vegemite. Yummy breakfast. Although we'll be having lunch in about half an hour. We're having sausage rolls YUMMY.

Does anyone know how to get the Easter Eggs on the Extended Edition of RotK? I can't find them.

Katrina's in love with Pride and Prejudice. The tv series, that is, not the book. The first time she watched it I had to explain some stuff to her, but she picked it up pretty quickly and now she watches it all the time. Colin Firth may have something to do with it, maybe. Especially with the swimming-in-a-white-cotton-shirt scene.

I think I'll go and play Lord of the Pants now. We came up with some good ones on Thursday night when we were watching the Appendecies. For those who don't know, it's when you take a line from LotR and replace a word with the word 'pants'. Which is underwear in England, so that's more funny.

BOROMIR: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
BOROMIR: You hold the pants of us all, little one.
BOROMIR: They will find you. They will take your pants.
ARAGORN: Behold, the Pants of Elendil!
FARAMIR: A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his pants.
GALADRIEL: Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's pants.
ARAGORN: They have been bred for a single purpose: To destroy the pants of men.
ELROND: Pants? Pants are weak.
ELROND: The pants of men are failing.
GANDALF: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the pants of Gondor.
ARWEN: It is mine to give to whom I will, like my pants.
LEGOLAS: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.
FRODO: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my pants.
GALADRIEL: Into these pants he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
THEODEN: No parent should have to bury their pants.
ELROND: There is nothing for you here, only pants.
GALADRIEL: Frodo begins to understand: The quest will claim his pants.
GALADRIEL: On the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the pants of Middle Earth.
BILBO: Come on, Gandalf. Did you see their pants?
TED SANDYMAN: Good night, sweet maiden of the golden pants!
EOMER: He was ambushed by pants.
EOMER: Orcs bearing the white pants of Saruman.
ARAGORN: Boromir! Give the pants to Frodo.
LEGOLAS: They run as if the very pants of their masters were behind them.
GRISHNAKH: What about their pants? They don't need those.
GIMLI: Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.
EOMER: I should cut off your pants, dwarf, if they stood but a little higher from the ground.
LEGOLAS: You would die before your pants fell!
GOLLUM: Don't follow the pants.
SAM: I doubt even these Elvish pants will help us in there.
THEODEN: I know your pants.
GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your pants.
MERRY: Our friends are out there. They need our pants.
THEODEN: My pants darken.
GRIMA: I told you to take the wizard's pants!

There you go. Anyone have any more?

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hey

[suicidal-monkey.livejournal.com]

i have seen this for star wars
it is very funny also
if u r interested i'll show u

lucky u with no homework
i have a lit oral which i keep procrastinating on (oops)
plus a whole pile of other stuff

Re: hey

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

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